Tuesday, Jan. 07, 2003 - 12:32 P.M.
Richard's creatinine was down to 1.6, Whoopee! Time to celebrate, I said to myself.
SO-----
This is your laff for the day:
Last night I took my 83 year old Mom to the casino. Well, I missed the exit and we ended up in a very dark rural area. The only lights we saw were this little Baptist Church. After driving up and down this road for 30 minutes, I said : Mom ,we got to ask them in that church how to get to the casino. She said : Oh, no!
So I get out of the car , empty can of Whoop-Ass Energy Drink in hand, and go up to the door. I listened and heard peeps inside. So I opened the door , first disposing of my empty can of Whoop-Ass Energy Drink by their front door. Opened the door, announced : I'm lost! This lady comes running towards me, Welcome ! That's what we're here for!
I said, No, not that kind, the kind where I want to get to the casino from here and if you could direct me I would gladly listen to a Gambling Lecture or whatever. Anyways, she was real nice and directed me to the casino.
P.S. We didn't win but if I had won a big jackpot, I would have gone back and gave those Baptist peeps some $$
